{"product_id":"timmy-turtle-skating","title":"Timmy Turtle Skating","description":"\u003cp\u003eTimmy Turtle insists he’s not enjoying himself. The hat was a gift. The scarf’s on backwards. And frankly, the music’s too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he’s suspiciously good on the ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhere others wobble, Timmy glides. His shell provides perfect balance; his scowl, lazer focus. He claims it’s just physics – “a low center of gravity” – but there’s more to it than that. The triple turn last Thursday? Entirely intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCatch him early, before the crowds arrive, and you might see it. But mention it? He’ll deny it ever happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e11in x 7.9in x 6.3in\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-sitting_height tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eSitting Height:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e11in\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-material tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eMain Materials:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePolyester\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_inner_filling tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eInner Filling:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePolyester Fibers, PE Beans\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_eye_type tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eHard Eye\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_eye_type tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-product_eye_type tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-washing_and_care_instructions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e86 degree Fahrenheit wash only. Do not tumble dry, dry clean, or iron. Check all labels upon arrival of purchase\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-safety_recommendations tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eSafety Recommendations:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSuitable from birth\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"detail-item detail-safety_testing tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\"\u003eTested to and complies with EN71, ASTM, and ISO 8124\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Jellycat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47068018638986,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/9439\/9882\/files\/Screenshot2025-10-25at10.43.57AM.png?v=1761414244","url":"https:\/\/danasonbainbridge.com\/products\/timmy-turtle-skating","provider":"Dana's On Bainbridge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}